用下半身练英语！

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我国的美女作家们还在用下半身积攒素材的时候，东瀛女优国的女孩们已经开始用下半身练习口语了。下半身的用途还是在东瀛更容易发扬光大啊！请看这位东瀛美女的陈述吧（，虽然也许又是一个行为艺术表演）：

Hello my name is Keiko and I live in Tokyo in Japan. I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE. You can save your hotel cost (a lot in Tokyo!) and we can have fun! – but ONLY if you are a white guy. I do not want asian men, sorry.

What do I get??
I can have some fun sex with Europen, and American guys… what I love – they are very sexy and yummy! - Japanese men are pigs. Also, I want to practise my English with you, please.

可惜，她的逻辑应该不及格。白人一定讲英语么，或者说，黑人一定不说英语么？种族歧视么？让德国人或法国人教英语么？看来日本人英语口语差劲不仅是嘴的问题，脑子的问题也有一定原因啊（行为艺术家也应该修逻辑课）。她、她怎么不学汉语呢？