Safari's a crapware!

... on iPod touch at the very least.

On my iPod touch, it is not only crapware but also a crashware.

It's crashing, crashing, crashing once again and again. Not even before you scroll down 50% of a page!

Shame on you, AAPL. Douglas Adams was right to hate computers. And you are the Sirius Cybernetics of the century!